The friendly farmers pigs have finally declared who they support in the race for the White House. Earlier today at a hastily convened press conference a spokes pig on behalf of the herd came out strongly in favour of Hillary, according to the spokes pig "she is the person to root out the problems of the American economy".
Following the press conference a reliable source revealed exclusively to the friendly farmer that the pigs hands were forced on this matter. In an article due to be published in next weeks farmers journal it will be revealed that the pigs have a lot more in common with Hillary than we would think, they have shared a stage with Hillary......... so to speak
Apparently the pigs sleeping accommodation is made from the recycled steel platform which formed the base of the stage Hillary Clinton spoke from when she accepted her honorary Doctorate at NUIG Galway in May 1999. Al Gore would be well happy with us on the bit we have done for recycling, reducing green house gasses and saving a fluffy penguin from dying of heat exposure
